Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?