Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?