What car always breaks the rules?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
When do cows get tired?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What was the first animal in space?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you give a sick pig?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?