I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did March say to the madness?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did autumn say to summer?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?