What table can you never sit at?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call a sad latte?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the frog starve?