Why did the mountain cry all the time?
It was dealing with an avalanche of emotions.
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why do two skunks argue?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which state has the best streets?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?