Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?