Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why do bees buzz?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?