Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why is furniture so generous?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?