What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?