When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do goats and moms have in common?
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What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?