Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Because the winds of change are coming.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which state has the best streets?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
When should you start writing a book?