What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why do all the planets get along?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?