What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's black and white and red all over?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?