What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?