What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Did you know about April 1st?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?