What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What car can't keep a secret?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?