What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you call octopus twins?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?