Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?