Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What words make the best athletes?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Which fly makes films?
Which state is the cleanest?