What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?