How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How does dinner smell?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How are mountains able to see?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do cows like to dance to?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?