Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What kind of computers do horses use?