Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?