What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How do amoebas make calls?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why do cows make great bakers?