How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
It leaves behind a fowl smell.
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why are baseball games at night?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
If you need help building an ark...
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?