What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What car can't keep a secret?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?