Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What are you studying in math?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Where do mice leave their boats?