Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?