Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?