What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
Why do bees gossip?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why was the dog so popular?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?