Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why are books always so angry?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?