Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What fish sings the best?