What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
A li-mouse-ine.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?