What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Climate change.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?