What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the snake name his daughter?
I broke my finger!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?