Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
They are courting.
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?