What reads and lives in an apple?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
When do flowers get their workout in?