What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What day is your mom always right?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What tea do footballers drink?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?