Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?