Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
What game do cows play at parties?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?