What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Blue Moon.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which is the worst season?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?