What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How did the toad die?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?