Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's the scariest letter?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?