What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What bird is always sad?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why is money so stubborn?