What do cows always add to their salad?
Cattle ranch dressing!
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How is life like toilet paper?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's a henway?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's the friendliest national park?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?