What day is your mom always right?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?