What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How do billboards talk?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?