What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why are bakers so good at math?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?