What animal knows kung fu?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did electricity win the race?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?